May 2013
blusherlock:
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
IMPORTANT
theuppitynegras:
thecommandertoast:
ofmagicandice:
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
#1 Dad
Matriarch Aethyta: I've seen the way you two look at each other. Surprised your panties haven't caught fire.
Liara: Do you have to make it sound so... tawdry?
Matriarch Aethyta: If it's all civilized, you're not doing it right.
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
slythermint:
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
j4ya:
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
#HE JUST WANTED THE ACORN
It's nice to know I always have a consistency and...
mobiuskleinstein:
thefoxxybenedict:
People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat
Wanna eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay
People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
fricksters:
family events
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Fuck Yeah Lesbian Literature (and more)!: Lesbian... →
fuckyeahlesbianliterature:
Technically I Was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space!!! by Megan Rose Gedris is published in book form, so it counts! But it’s also a webcomic. Also Tierra del Fuego, Colony Ship; Parting Shots by Caron Cro (linked to my review) and The Stone Gods by Jeanette Winterson (cyborg/human lesbian pairing!).
Some lists you might be interested in:
Lesbian and...
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
rneerkat:
darrynek:
rneerkat:
if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
oh
Drawing a woman
onlylolgifs:
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